Hello! I’m here to get the last three responses out of the way now. First off, go to another country.
Setup: Okay, now that you have some money, why not go to another country? Hmmm, where to go, where to go…
Alright, you going to head to China then? Well, alright. Maybe you won’t even have to fight a boss!
Alright, well, you’re here…better go exploring!
Well, first off it looks like…puzzles? You’re going to be doing puzzles? Aw man, just when you thought you had escaped video game physics…
Yay, more…platforming??? What’s going on here?
Well, looks like now, we’re in Japan, since there are samurai. Even though we’re in China. What.
Ninjas? Alright, this is getting crazy. Can’t I even enjoy one little vacation without video game physics interfering? I mean, I am getting sick of this!
Clay soliders? Urggh! I swear, I am going to find who makes my life like this, and beat him up!
Ummm, whoops. I take back that last statement. Now I have to go beat up the dragon who’s sending these guys at me? Crud.
Okay, come out, come out, wherever you ar-(a chinese dragon appears) AAAAHH! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!
(dragon has only half of it’s health left) Okay, I think we’ve got (the dragons hide bursts into flames) him? Oh crud…will this ever end?
Payoff: Ha! I finally beat him! (player dances around, but stops as the dragon speaks). What? I can’t here you! (you are now back in your hotel room). …okay. Weird.
Your character then goes on and tours around China. You get to control him, and take pictures!
