Hello! Today, we’re going to tackle another one of the bucket list items! This time, it’s going to be about designing a video game.
Setup: Okay, you’ve taken the classes. Now it’s time to get a resume ready, if anyone wants to hire you. Go get a resume!
You know, they would think they would warn you about construction turning the path to the printer into a platforming puzzle…
Finally! I wonder why all those renovations are being done right now…never mind that! Time to get to the post office!
OH COME ON! MORE CONSTRUCTION! Uggh, fine…
What is up with this world? Two construction sites that feel they belong in a video game in one day is just weird!
Hello? Hello? …nobody home. Hmmm…
Okay, apparently it’s self serve…so, now I have to go on various conveyer belts to get this letter to the correct bin. Yup. It’s going to be one of those days…
Okay, enough with platforming. This is getting ridiculous. At least I finally got to put this resume away.
(time skip)
Wow, I finally got a reply! And…it looks like they accepted me! Alright, let’s pack up, and…get some money for the trip.
Well, finally. It took a long time, but you’ve got enough money to at least afford the likely rent, plus travel costs, plus a hotel while you scope out the place.
Alright, you’ve found a place, now, to start your job! Today, you have to design three easy levels for a platformer. Here’s your tools. Get to work!
Good job! Now, test those levels!
Alright! You did good! Next up: some ice levels!
Now test those!
Awesome! Let’s keep going!
(time lapse)
Alright, create those final three levels! And build…A BOSS! MWA-HA-HA-HA!
Now, test them!
Alright, the games beyond your control now. Just hope for the best!
…zzzz…zzzz…zzzz…zz-wha? Where am I? Another dream?
What the-okay, why do I seem to face some really powerful opponent right about now? It’s like I’m in a video game or something…you know what, that’s actually probably what’s happening right now…I can’t believe I didn’t figure that out sooner…
Alright! Take tha-(foe reappears, and a little life meter dings from “x05″ to “x04″)-um, okay. This is a video game, isn’t it…alright then! BRING IT ON!
Payoff: You see your character do a victory dance, and then fireworks go off in the background. When you wake up, you feel more relaxed. Later, it show your game doing extremely well, and your character is very well paid.
Well, there you go! Another post finished! Geoffrey out.
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